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We are Milk and Eel, digital explorers and part-time smoothie critics. Our mission is to conquer the web - one well-indented tag at a time.

Our Legendary Skills

• HTML mastery (mostly)
• CSS avoidance until necessary
• JavaScript panic-handling
• Running from the ketchup cult

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• Time Travel via Vending Machine
• Theme Park Adventure
• Roadtrip to the ultimate Smoothie
• Exploring Space (ongoing)

Favorite HTML Tags

• <section> - for dramatic story breaks
• <button> - every click is a gamble
• <footer> - save the best for last
• <script> - No idea what that does

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